08-06-2008, 05:27 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris : A Legend
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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08-06-2008, 06:38 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris : A Legend
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter
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08-06-2008, 07:25 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris : A Legend
Why no one did those classics?
~ Chuck Norris don't sleep... he waits... ~ When Chuck Norris fall in the water, he don't get wet, the water get chuck norris. ~ Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognise the element of surprise. (Thats my friend's favorite, dork! ) ~ There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in "control". ~ Chuck Norris don't read books... He stare at them and get the information he wants.
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08-06-2008, 07:41 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris : A Legend
Person A: Who would when in a fight chuck norris or god
Person B: God Person A: But why would he hit himself?
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Re: Chuck Norris : A Legend
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~ You can't Google search for Chuck Norris... you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. ~ Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding! ~Chuck Norris don't need a watch, Chuck Norris decide what time it is.
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