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chuck norris's tears can cure cancer, the only problem is that he never crys
chuck norris won a starring contest with the sun chuck norris doesnt get frost bite, he bites frost
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the boogey man checks his closet every night for chuck norris
chuck norris can slam a revolving door chuck norris counted to infinity, twice
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~ There no mass destruction weapon in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklaohma.
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dang it you guys took the ones i was going to do.........
getting in a fight with chuck norris is counted by the police as commiting suicide there is no chin under chuck norris's beard, there's a fist!
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Man im out of Chuck Norris facts! ; ;
Oh wait no, one more: ~ In school, you can write "Chuck Norris" as a answer to all the question and get 100%, Thats how I got my Master. (or something like that)
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yea im running out too, so ill make ones up
![]() chuck norris isnt good at rescuing ppl, because their minds always explode from the shock
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover
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