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This Games Easy Post A Fact About Chuck Norris i.e.:
Give Macguvyer A Toothpick & Some Lint & Hell Escape From Handcuffs ; Give Chuck Norris A Toothpick & Some Lint & He'll Win A War, Build A Mansion & Sprint Up A Mountain With A Toothpick & Some Lint In His Pocket ^.^ |
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Every blackhole ever created was a chuck norris round house that missed.
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Limping Samurai
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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Limping Samurai
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. lmao
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Chuck Norris never lost his virginity...
... Chuck Norris never lose anything ... =P
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Ultimate Hokage
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO
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Limping Samurai
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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