If you speed in Austrailia...you'll go to jail and be raped by a ugly hairy man.... - AnimeCrazy.net Forums

DarkUmagon · 01-09-2009, 04:52 AM

Driver warned of jail's sexual gorillas - Yahoo! News

SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian court has issued a blunt warning about the sexual predators a young driver faces in jail if he does not stop speeding, as authorities struggle to stop teenagers street racing.
"You'll find big, ugly, hairy strong men (in jail) who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you -- and your anatomy," said Magistrate Brian Maloney.
The 19-year-old male appeared in Sydney's Downing Center Court on Monday charged with driving without a license, failing to stop at a police alcohol check point and driving dangerously.
It was his third time before the courts for driving offences, prompting the magistrate's warning he would be jailed next time.
Maloney barred the teenager from driving until 2013, placed him on a 12-month good behavior bond and ordered him to do 150 hours of community work.
Breaching any of these conditions would see the teenager jailed where he would "shower with the gorillas in the mist down at Long Bay jail," said Maloney, his comments confirmed by the court on Tuesday.
"Out of control" was the frontpage headline in Sydney's The Daily Telegraph newspaper on Tuesday for a story on four teenagers either booked for street racing, speeding, driving without a license or crashing their car and killing a passenger.
The newspaper's editorial backed the magistrate's warning of life behind bars, saying his comments were "a vision in clarity" and gave the teenager "a reality check of his future."
"We can only hope this strategy helps. Hope it ends the slaughter of young innocents on the roads through stupidity...," said the Telegraph. "Road safety has become a war zone and any tactics are permissible..."
Police in the southern state of Victoria impounded 42 cars in the past six days after drivers were caught speeding.
One driver, aged 78, was clocked in Melbourne on New Year's Day at 170 kph (105 mph) -- 70 kph (44 mph) over the limit.
The 78-year-old was the "oldest hoon" in Victoria to have his car confiscated for speeding, local media said on Tuesday.
"It is disappointing to see a senior member of our community being so irresponsible," Acting Police Sergeant Carlo Visser told Melbourne's Herald-Sun newspaper.
"What example does this set for younger drivers?" said Visser.
(Editing by Sanjeev Miglani)
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Wonder who's going to rape the old guy?

Tyeboi777 · 01-09-2009, 04:53 AM

ROTFLMFAO! wow made my day.

GeneralArrow · 01-09-2009, 04:58 AM

What the FRAK?

Kira · 01-09-2009, 05:01 AM

Usually i would say TL;DR
But this title caught my attention.

Negatiw · 01-09-2009, 05:32 AM

Hahahhaha , sick bro !

Enlightenment · 01-09-2009, 06:35 AM

lol ya well that happens

kaze0kage · 01-09-2009, 07:33 AM

lol shit happens

gravion17 · 01-09-2009, 08:43 AM

ahhhhh, prison love....what is wrong with you Dark Hmmm? lol, leave it to those residing in the wonderful land of Oz to come up with some thing like this...Freaking LOVE Australia!!!

fdein · 01-09-2009, 04:23 PM

ha! ugly hairy man
driving at 170 is an everyday thing in my country

SilverShadow · 01-09-2009, 04:29 PM

rofling all over the thread

01-09-2009, 04:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
DarkUmagon Admin of AC and DC Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Working on AnimeCrazy or DramaCrazy Posts: 38,987 Blog Entries: 84	If you speed in Austrailia...you'll go to jail and be raped by a ugly hairy man.... Driver warned of jail's sexual gorillas - Yahoo! News SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian court has issued a blunt warning about the sexual predators a young driver faces in jail if he does not stop speeding, as authorities struggle to stop teenagers street racing. "You'll find big, ugly, hairy strong men (in jail) who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you -- and your anatomy," said Magistrate Brian Maloney. The 19-year-old male appeared in Sydney's Downing Center Court on Monday charged with driving without a license, failing to stop at a police alcohol check point and driving dangerously. It was his third time before the courts for driving offences, prompting the magistrate's warning he would be jailed next time. Maloney barred the teenager from driving until 2013, placed him on a 12-month good behavior bond and ordered him to do 150 hours of community work. Breaching any of these conditions would see the teenager jailed where he would "shower with the gorillas in the mist down at Long Bay jail," said Maloney, his comments confirmed by the court on Tuesday. "Out of control" was the frontpage headline in Sydney's The Daily Telegraph newspaper on Tuesday for a story on four teenagers either booked for street racing, speeding, driving without a license or crashing their car and killing a passenger. The newspaper's editorial backed the magistrate's warning of life behind bars, saying his comments were "a vision in clarity" and gave the teenager "a reality check of his future." "We can only hope this strategy helps. Hope it ends the slaughter of young innocents on the roads through stupidity...," said the Telegraph. "Road safety has become a war zone and any tactics are permissible..." Police in the southern state of Victoria impounded 42 cars in the past six days after drivers were caught speeding. One driver, aged 78, was clocked in Melbourne on New Year's Day at 170 kph (105 mph) -- 70 kph (44 mph) over the limit. The 78-year-old was the "oldest hoon" in Victoria to have his car confiscated for speeding, local media said on Tuesday. "It is disappointing to see a senior member of our community being so irresponsible," Acting Police Sergeant Carlo Visser told Melbourne's Herald-Sun newspaper. "What example does this set for younger drivers?" said Visser. (Editing by Sanjeev Miglani) -------------------------------------- Wonder who's going to rape the old guy? __________________ You know that man in the sky? Well im not him, so don't expect me to know everything! Check out my MyDramaList Last edited by DarkUmagon; 01-09-2009 at 04:55 AM.

01-09-2009, 04:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tyeboi777 Vincent Brooks Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The Darkside of the Moon, Lost in my Rock & Roll Posts: 38,807 Blog Entries: 211	Re: If you speed in Austrailia...you'll go to jail and be raped by a ugly hairy man.. ROTFLMFAO! wow made my day. __________________ [Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me, You know what I want and I got what you need]

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Kira Euterpe Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Joelee's Attic Posts: 43,001 Blog Entries: 71	Re: If you speed in Austrailia...you'll go to jail and be raped by a ugly hairy man.. Usually i would say TL;DR But this title caught my attention. __________________ とらドラ! Fck Up, Gentlemen Sig By VongolaXl "The right to use my friend as a weapon... that is the sinful crown I shall adorn."*

01-09-2009, 06:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
Enlightenment Umagon's Pony Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 599 Blog Entries: 7	Re: If you speed in Austrailia...you'll go to jail and be raped by a ugly hairy man.. lol ya well that happens

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kaze0kage Ultimate Hokage Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,804	Re: If you speed in Austrailia...you'll go to jail and be raped by a ugly hairy man.. lol shit happens

01-09-2009, 08:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
gravion17 Umagon's Pony Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 908 Blog Entries: 8	Re: If you speed in Austrailia...you'll go to jail and be raped by a ugly hairy man.. ahhhhh, prison love....what is wrong with you Dark Hmmm? lol, leave it to those residing in the wonderful land of Oz to come up with some thing like this...Freaking LOVE Australia!!! __________________ Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.... Friedrich Nietzsche

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