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| Limping Samurai |
The first one that comes to my head is "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?" -Donnie Darko
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| Vincent Brooks Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The Darkside of the Moon, Lost in my Rock & Roll
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I Am sick of all these muthaf*cking snakes on this muthaf*ing plane!
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| Ultimate Hokage |
*looks at 101 classic bad boy quotes poster on wall* oo i like # 10 - from donnie brasco " forget about it is like when you agree with someone. you know? like raquel welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. but then if you disagree, like a lincoln is better than a cadalac? forget about it. you know? but then, its also like if something's the greatest thing in the world like mingia these peppers, forget about it, but its also like go to hell too. like you know like "hey paulie, you got a one inch pecker" and paul is like "hey forget about it!". and sometimes... it just means forget about it"
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