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DarkUmagon · 04-16-2009, 06:29 AM

Pa. man begs to be sent to jail, but judge refuses
Wed Apr 15, 3:28 pm ET

HOLLIDAYBURG, Pa. – A central Pennsylvania man begged a judge to send him to jail, only to have the judge tell him to borrow money to repay a convenience store $214 for gasoline the man allegedly stole in six separate trips. Jerome Banks, 42, wanted Blair County Judge Hiram Carpenter to jail him Tuesday.

Banks said he's due to receive disability payments in about a year, but for now claims he's broke and can't repay the Sheetz store in Tyrone for gas he stole last June and July.

Carpenter refused to accept Banks guilty plea and send him to jail. The judge told Banks he'd still owe the money after he got out of jail, so he might as well pay it off sooner — at which time Carpenter said he'll dismiss the charges.

Rupks · 04-16-2009, 03:59 PM

lol but why would someone want to go to jail...?

Kryppi · 04-16-2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupks

lol but why would someone want to go to jail...?

no work! what else?

CopperKing · 04-16-2009, 06:46 PM

if he didn't want to work he should have just quit his job, become a crack head, and go on welfare. thats what they did in 'its always sunny in philadelphia' lol

Walbuls · 04-16-2009, 06:53 PM

Free roof over your head, free food, free clothes...beats being stuck dead broke on the street.

fdein · 04-16-2009, 07:28 PM

he'd get surprise buttsex in jail that's why xD

Walbuls · 04-16-2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by fdein

he'd get surprise buttsex in jail that's why xD

Thats why he wants to go in?

fdein · 04-16-2009, 07:34 PM

I wouldn't be suprised if it was the reason

04-16-2009, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupks

lol but why would someone want to go to jail...?

Free food...free clothes...Gym....ect ect ect....hmm that got mt thinking ..no work....interesting.

Walbuls · 04-16-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by firenwater

Free food...free clothes...Gym....ect ect ect....hmm that got mt thinking ..no work....interesting.

You also get Free human booster shots from a guy named molly

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