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02-21-2008, 05:15 AM
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| Ultimate Hokage  |  Bad Pick Up Lines
Pretty much as the title says, I'll start us off(forum appropriate plz) I wish I could be your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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02-21-2008, 05:28 AM
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| The Otaku Hikkikomori  | Re: Bad Pick Up Lines
If i could change the alphabet i would but U and I next to each other
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02-21-2008, 06:04 AM
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| the Prince of all Saiyans  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York
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how do you like your eggs scrambled, fried, or fertilized
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02-21-2008, 04:57 PM
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| Ultimate Hokage | Re: Bad Pick Up Lines
I don't need pick up lines because your eyes leave me breathless
__________________ I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. http://myanimelist.net/animelist/shortdrumz Spoiler |
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02-21-2008, 06:45 PM
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| Limit Break  | Re: Bad Pick Up Lines
Me: Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Chick: Umm no, how much do they weigh? Me: Enough to break the ice. Hi my name Kelvin. This one has actually worked for me once.
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02-21-2008, 06:53 PM
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| the Prince of all Saiyans Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York
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Bad pick up line my brother tried "hey i can five star free bird in guitar hero on expert" ....it didnt work
__________________ Bojack: "YOU FOOL! Any lasy words before you die?!" Gohan:"Actually Bojack, there is one word that comes to mind............... KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" R.I.P. ... Toonami.... EMO PEOPLE SCARE ME! "None of you would last a season without me" -Krillin- "Forever, Fornever" -Yu Yu Hakusho- +8th Squad Captain+ We Will Rock you I've controlled my inner hollow Hollow Master's twin katana used by ShinirOBitO |
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02-21-2008, 07:08 PM
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| DarkUmagon's slave  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: just around this turn...... okay maybe the next one..... okay im lost
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my ears are cold, mind if i use your legs 
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02-21-2008, 11:28 PM
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| Closet Anime Addict  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sipping sencha(green tea) on a tranquil hill near a huge Cherry Blossom Tree on a sunny day(I wish).
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uuhhhh i'm a girl so this is weird but i saw it on a super bowl commercial soo yea there was a guy and one girl on each side of him and he said "Me meat. and u bread, let's make sandwich , it was soooo cheezy 
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