kimmm6

There is a rumor going around that I've aged. This is a blatant falsehood! A fib of titanic proportions. I would never age. I promise you all, that I am still, and have been for the last 5 years at least, 19. That is something that will never change. These unfounded accusations that I might be *gasp* OLD were started by my Drivers License and have been perpetuated by the Department of Vital Statistics. Clearly, I am being hounded by the "MAN"... and not even a hawt man either. ...

If you read my previous blog, then you know I have stupid swine flu. Most of the coughing is gone, but I'm still fighting the fever and pain... specifically a headache that makes me wanna curl up and cry... except I know that would only make it worse.

So, in an effort to find relief I took one T3 (tylenol 3). Just one.

Now I'm slightly stoned.

And you all thought I was sweet and innocent! Hah!

Looks like I'm down for another 10 or so days. I didn't want anyone thinking I've bailed on AC... Depending on how I'm feeling, I may be on intermittently.

So, I was chatting with Vesta this morning, and we hit on a great idea. We are gonna ditch the stress of relationships and stuff by running off to Australia to wrestle alligators. Then when we are done, we will hit on pool boys for a while.

Any takers?

BUT... I have to be home by 3:30 to pick up the kiddies from school.

NOT that kind of dirty, you pervs!

12 things you should NEVER SAY TO A COP:


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought...