Pandemonium phaze

This generation's penchent for trying too hard to be weird and cutsie at the same time, resulting in duck faces, the overabuse of emoticons, as well as the three dots..., facebook wallspammers, facebook status compulsives and other such abharrents. Sigh...

I can't go to the Mc Ds with my laptop, without having some androgenous teenie who should be at school ask me if he can use my laptop to access his facebook like an addict needing a fix.

This is how I plan on telling my child how babies are made, if I ever become a parent.

When mummi and daddy love each other, they have sex. Although love isn't actually a requisite to making a child. For all you know, my little oblivious and gurgling fellow, your mummie and daddy might just hate each other's guts and the only reason you exist, is because they just had hate-sex and you thank their dysfunctional love life and their psychologically abusive parents for your existence....

All about the Hatoorz -.- ,,||,


I once wrote a blog describing the species called fan boys and fan girls, and I briefly mentioned haters at the end. However, I have decided to go into more detail. There are all kinds of haters, and I will go through a detailed description of the different breeds through-out this blog, but it all boils down to this: they hate, or at least pretend...

Yes or no? Which one?

Make a list of the people you want dead, if you had a deathnote.

AFTER you made the list READ THIS SPOILER... BUT only after you made this list...