Fistandantilus

cats imply dead mice

if the mouse is dead the elephant won't notice it.
(its the movement that makes them turn away.)

not quite, it'll just turn away and break the lamp beside the mouse.

believe me, I know.
(the teeth hurt too.)
but a dog, no matter how big, doesn't really compare to an elephant, claw at an elephant and you'll make it mad.

unless your cat is a mountain lion or something you have a very high view on it's abilities.

fat lazy kitty?
so one would get stomped and the other would ignore the problem?

*thinks of her cat and what he'd do if presented with an elephant.*
you have some stupidly brave cats if they wouldn't run for their lives if presented with a rampaging elephant.
(Cinder might just roll over and ask it for a belly rub, but it's more likely he'd run for it.)

how could cats beat up an elephant?

hmmm....
I could have an elephant trash your house...

I hope you know where this is headed.
(next I either offer to drop you beside a lava flow or drop a hedgehog on you.)