The Naruto Ninja Rank Quiz
Your Result: Chuunin
You are a Chuunin.
You are a Chuunin, a fairly expertised and responsible middle ranked ninja.
Fellow Chuunins include Umino Iruka, a sensei at the academy. Result Breakdown:
90% Chuunin
71% Jounin
18% Genin Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
You can tell that quiz is designed to see if you would react the same as Naruto, but the way the questions are asked the choices they give are kinda silly so Naruto's way is the better option lol.
You can tell which answers would give you Jounin level but truthfully they are not accurate ways to do things and not how I would do them so will except the Chuunin level considering the poorly excuted quiz.
Wow- you must be a really great ninja that has much mastery in all jutsus and good personality.
Fellow Jounins are Kakashi-sensei.(though he is a special Jounin, yes)</p></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Chuunin</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 71%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"> </div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Genin</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 18%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"> </div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 8px;"><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/the_naruto_ninja_rank_quiz"><b>The Naruto Ninja Rank Quiz</b></a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/">Quiz Created on GoToQuiz</a></td></tr></table>
I got jounin. Stupidest quiz ever. I read a better one on a Naruto fanfic once. It's by Jiraiya. The first question was kind of stupid though so ignore it.
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Hey You're Not a Genius. Who Cares? Read This and You Won't Suck at Fuuinjutsu (by Jiraiya)
You must take this test before reading this book
Every elite program in the ninja world requires one to first pass some sort of test or examination before becoming a member. Now in no way is my book as cool as say, becoming an ANBU, still I have imposed a restriction on my book for those of you that wish to read it. It's pretty simple. Pass and you're golden, fail and you're screwed. Please return this book to where you got it from and walk away from it slowly, looking over your shoulder with a hangdog look expressing sadness and disappointment.
Now if you score above 40 on this test then walk tall my friend, you can partake in the knowledge on the coming pages. If you score between 30 and 40 you've still got a ways to grow, but you can read this book… still, no one can know you're reading this book. If anyone asks you if you read this book you must say, "No I tried, but Jiraiya-sama's epic tome is far beyond my mental comprehension." If you score below 20 points then sorry about your luck, please put my book down, you cannot use it. Sucks for you. Now let's do this. The book will be keeping score, but for your own mental anguish you should do it yourself as well.
Answer each question to the best of your ability. Leave nothing blank or else the test will not conclude and tally your score. And remember, when in doubt answer the question the way that you think I would, because as we all know I am infallible.
Question #1: Which way is north?
a) Toward the mountains.
b) Over by that lake.
c) Down by the stream.
d) Toward that mangrove forest.
Answers:
a) -5 points. No stupid, the mountains are in the south.
b) -5 points. The lake is in the southeast. Either your compass is broke or you've been eating too many paint chips.
c) +8 points. Correct! You score big!
d) -8 points. While you were answering this question somewhere I am laughing at your topographical ignorance.
Question #2: You know you are about to get into a full-scale fight against a shinobi that you know is on your level. Your chances of victory are 50-50, nothing more, nothing less. He/She knows that you are coming and is prepared for the fight just as much as you are. You look at your supplies or at the area around you. You have to set the tone for this battle. What do you use to begin?
a) A kunai.
b) Your hands.
c) When you enter the battleground, take note of everything around you that you can possibly be used to Kawarimi with at a moment's notice.
d) Launch your best jutsu right off the bat.
e) Try to start a conversation and make witty banter.
f) Teamwork.
g) None of the above.
Answers:
a) 0 points. Having a weapon at the ready when you enter a fight is usually a good idea because your opponent will probably have one too. That's just common sense when you're about to begin a fight to the death though.
b) -2 points. There are exceptions to this rule, such as people that are proven to be able to beat down armed opponents on their level with their bare hands, but if you can do that then why the hell are you reading this? Go put this book down and punch a tree into firewood.
c) +5 points. A well timed substitution can save your life, confuse your opponent, and give you an opening to finish the fight. It's a basic for a good reason you know. Also, it makes your opponent look stupid which can psyche them out.
d) -5 points. No, what's wrong with you? Look, I already said that they knew you were coming so unless your jutsu can liquefy a person's mind from a mile out when they're aware that you're on your way there's no way that would work. There's no surprise and they're on your level as I've previously stated. It's quite clear that you've never been in a fight.
e) 0 points. If you're going to get into a face-to-face fight then you're probably going to start talking to the guy you're fighting inevitably. It calms down the nerves that you might be having. Putting a voice to the face of your enemy lets you know that he's human just like you, and just like you he can be defeated.
f) +10 points. Remember this now if you don't learn anything else from this book. If you have the option of waiting for backup then you'd damn sure better do it. Two or three on one presents a better opportunity of you sleeping in your own bed that night than sleeping on the cold ground for all of eternity. If you have the means then I highly suggest making your fight a team affair. It works out better for you that way. Teamwork: It makes the dream work.
g) +15 points. If you picked this then that means that you have something way more badass up your sleeve to begin that fight with… either that or you were smart enough to realize that I never stated why this fight was happening and that it was pointless. If there's no reason to fight then you don't fight, you go around the potential conflict. No one dies that way and we all keep on moving forward, no harm no foul.
Question #3: Rock, Paper, or Scissors?
a) Rock
b) Paper
c) Scissors
d) Volcano
Answers:
a) +3 points. You are a very direct person. You solve most problems you see by going straight at it and handling them as they come to you. You're not very subtle, but you make up for that by being hard to break both mentally and physically.
b) -15 points. You are weak and serve no functional combat purpose to the things going on around you or your comrades. You would rather try to keep things from happening than solve actual problems and when you do you're too useless to change anything in the first place. You can't solve problems because you're weak and you are easily bent to the will of another. You can't even really stop problems from happening, all you can really do is say that you tried and then tell others what happened.
c) +5 points. You're sneaky and can make moves. You can turn things into what you think they should be to serve your purposes appropriately. You're dangerous when people are stupid around you, but are an invaluable asset when people do the right things in your presence.
d) -5 points. Pssht. Volcano… you freaking cheater. You might as well have picked meteor. If you're going to play like that then I'm not playing this game with you anymore.
Question #4: The leader of your village walks in right now and tells you that he/she wants to promote you and only you alone. You work on a team and you ask him about your teammates and what will become of them. He/She tells you that they aren't cutting it and that they will be left low on the totem pole forever. You are given the option of declining your promotion however, as the leader wants to make sure you think you're ready first. What do you do?
a) Take the promotion and leave your team to take their chances.
b) Ask if you can stick with your team once you get the promotion.
c) Decline the promotion and stay with your team, do your best to get them up to snuff so that eventually you can all be considered for promotions instead of just one at the expense of the others.
d) Stand there and hyperventilate over the choice until you pass out or your village leader walks away taking the choice out of your hands.
Answers:
a) -10 points. Chances are, you will have been with this team for quite some while before you get this promotion, and unless they're all despicable human beings that try your patience every waking moment you see them you will somewhat like if not utterly enjoy them by this time. To just leave them to wither on the vine is not what is appropriate. You were put in a team in the first place to cover each other, the only thing being covered in this case would be your own ass as you climb up the ladder. Good luck getting anyone to trust you again after this though... douche.
b) 0 points. In the end this sounds like the right call, balancing out the best of both worlds, but eventually your team will grow to resent you. You have the promotion and you're not moving on. They won't take it as you looking out for them, they'll take it as you lording your higher rank over them, and that will lead to some problems.
c) +5 points. Your leader never said that they wouldn't promote you later if you declined now. You can always get promoted later, your team needs you now. Find out what they need to work on and drive it into their heads to improve. If you're the one up for promotion then take the reins and be a damn leader, get things together!
d) -15 points. Good going. Now you're in the same boat as the rest of your team. Hope you like being a 35 year old genin you poor bastard.
Question #5: The Hokage has the ability to use a crystal ball in his office to observe happenings on the people within Konoha's walls when there is a free moment in the busy schedule of the modern kage. The restrictions to this are the fact that the knowledge of the person's chakra signature for whom you are searching is necessary, and people with the ability to properly hide their own presence from the sight of the jutsu needed to activate the ball can avoid scrutiny. Now with this in mind how would you use this power in your free time?
a) To keep Konoha safe by scanning all points of interest and possible persons of interest that may pose a threat.
b) To keep tabs on that sweet little hottie that you have eyes for.
c) To spy on the women's side of the hot springs.
d) To spy on the men's side of the hot springs.
e) To see if you can check up your nose to ensure that you really don't have a booger and that it was just a hair making your nose twitch.
Answers:
a) 0 points. A noble goal indeed. But do you have any idea how many people live in this village and how many of them are shifty as hell? There's nobody in this entire village that isn't at least a little bit suspicious, and by the time you get the seat of Hokage you'll know that. We're ninja for ****'s sake, it's our job to keep secrets and that makes us suspicious by nature. You don't have all the time in the day to keep an eye on that many people. That's why you have ninja out there under your employ to do it for you and report things of interest back to you. Duh!
b) -5 points. First of all that's creepier than all hell to keep watch on one person that you like all day long. If the person isn't your spouse then it's not cool, and even then it's pretty messed up… and besides, you're thinking too small with it if this is what you're doing.
c) +10 points. Oh yeah, now that's what I'm talking about. Nothing wrong with that at all, no sir. And if you're a woman you still get +5 points because that's kind of hot actually.
d) …Because of my impartiality and realizing that it takes all kinds in this world I will not subtract points even though I want to take away -75… so I'll just strike a happy medium and give you 0 points for this… unless you're a woman taking this test in which case you will receive +10 points as well because I'm equal opportunity.
e) -5 points. This question was supposed to be a gimme but you still somehow managed to **** it up. Great job!
Question #6: A small company manufactures small metal ninja tools with a fixed cost of 2000 ryo per day and a total of 35000 ryo at a daily output of 200 weapons. Assume the total cost of this function is linear. Find the average cost function.
a) 35000 = 200x + 2000
b) You can't answer because you are desperately trying to find a graphing calculator of some sort.
c) You took this problem to your super-smart friend to get the answer because damned if you know.
d) You have stared at the problem for the last half-hour trying to work it out to no avail.
Answers:
a) +20 points BUT! Are you sure? I mean are you really sure? Really, really sure? Then show your damn work step by step, and then tell me what the average cost per weapon will tend to be as the cost of production increases. I want to see your junior smartass actually work the problem out right here, right now. If you can't, this part after the answer remains blank, and you were stupid enough to state something that you couldn't aptly explain by marking this answer then you lose -20 points for trying to pull a fast one and being a know-it-all.
b) 0 points. Good idea, but those things cost 800 ryo for just the old models. I doubt you have one on you at the moment. And once you even find it would you even know what to put in to find the answer? Didn't think so.
c) +10 points. If you've got the resources then use them. We're not mathematicians here, we're shinobi. If you can handle the person calling you stupid and lording this over you for the next two weeks then you've earned it. There's nothing wrong with admitting you don't know how to do something, that's why shinobi work in squads. You might want to fix that little problem though if you get the chance.
d) -10 points. Inaction breeds loss. You're on the clock and wasting valuable time as you read this. You've got to come up with the answers quick. No one's going to give you time to think in a battle. Oh wait, you didn't know this test was timed? My bad… Bwahahahaha! Ahem, you've got five minutes left by the way. Yeah! Wishing you didn't skip that brain-bending question number 1 right now aren't you?
Question #7: You step into a battle against Sanshuuou no Hanzo and things don't go quite as planned. How do you respond?
a) The moment you regain consciousness you bolt for the border as fast as your stubby little legs can carry you.
b) Go outside of Hanzo's house and call him out, except this time you use some kind of weapon such as a baton, a broadsword, or a handful of explosive tags duct taped together in a giant ball of apocalypse.
c) Quickly invent some kind of excuse, such as glaucoma, as to why you lost that you can use for the next two or three decades when people ask you why you lost.
d) It just so happened that you didn't get your ass kicked all alone, nope, your team was there to share in the fun. After you wake up from dreamland get into your teammates' faces for getting in your way.
e) Throw your hands in the air and pretend you won. Brag about how you made Hanzo leave you alone all the way back to your hometown.
f) Remain in the area and lick your wounds, taking your defeat on the field of battle like a man.
Answers:
a) +8 points. Excellent choice! If you're in good enough condition to get up and go then go ahead and get your ass out of dodge. Why would you stay after getting your ass reamed by someone that didn't see you as enough of a threat to kill you. Hell, he didn't even capture you. Go fool go!
b) -8 points. Bad choice. Hanzo is a master with exploding tags as well. Most likely he will claim your weapon of choice and beat you to death with it. Don't ask me how you can be beaten to death with a ball of exploding tags because I'm more than certain there's a way.
c) +2 points. I am not a fan of people making excuses, but if you cite glaucoma as being the reason for your loss then you get the 2 points for originality. However if you made up some generic excuse such as you slipped, or your experimental finishing jutsu crapped out on you halfway through then take away -10 points. Why? Because shit happens. It's called an anomaly, mere chance. Those aren't good excuses for jack.
d) -5 points. After suffering such a terrible loss with a man-up advantage, the last thing you want to do is get beat up by your female and effeminate male looking teammates. That would be a career killer.
e) -5 points. An excellent way to look like an even bigger jackass.
f) -2 points. Now some people would say that this is the way to take all losses such as this one but if you chose this answer, **** you! You think you're better than me? You try getting your ass handed to you on a silver platter by Hanzo and then sucking it up for a bonafide post-fight humiliation interview with those three kids and that dog that were watching us get stomped. Ugh… I had to hang around and help those kids out for years after that just to make them think I was cool… though I wonder what that girl with them grew up to look like… I'll bet she's a 10.
Question #8: You accompany your sensei who is the current Hokage and your student who is the best damn shinobi you've ever seen to a treaty signing with Iwagakure no Sato. Instead of hashing out the details to the treaty and brokering for peace as you would expect him to do, especially after that student of yours tap-danced on the proverbial nutsack of the Iwa war-machine single-handedly, the Sandaime Tsuchikage spends the entire meeting taking sniping little verbal shots at you and your contingent. You don't want any more bloodshed so you don't just leave and return to war, what do you say to handle the situation?
a) "Tsuchikage-sama if you would please just sign the treaty. The losses on both sides have been far too staggering for us to continue this war any longer. It doesn't serve any purpose to anyone at this point.
b) "You'd better hurry up. I hear the shinobi surplus store nearby is selling lifts for sandals half-off for today only to celebrate the end of the war. You're probably all over that deal huh?"
c) "Yeah Konoha huh… I can see why you hate it. All those trees of ours… so tall and arrogant."
d) "If you sign the treaty I'll give you a shirt for your birthday that reads Mustache Rides: 50 ryo."
Answers:
a) -10 points. Is this the diplomatic response? Yes. Is this the way my sensei addressed the issue when it actually did come up at the meeting? You bet he did. The thing about that was, the Tsuchikage was pissed and knew he had to surrender at this point and he was trying to save face by, for lack of a better term, punking us out. Hearing sensei say this just made things worse and my student didn't make matters any better. Everything he said was in the same vein… at the moment.
b) +2 points. If you were there then you would know that this incident was irritating as all hell. He ran his mouth for at least 45 minutes straight one time, giving me plenty of time to get angrier and think up smartass remarks in response. This was one of the first ones.
c) +4 points. Look at a full body picture of the Tsuchikage and tell me that you wouldn't have at least put a smirk on your face when you heard this. This was actually the joke that got my student in on the fun.
d) +25 points. I did not say this. Believe it or not my student Namikaze Minato let that one rip all on his own. That girlfriend of his really must have influenced him on that one because the look on that old troll Onoki's face when Minato spoke up with that one: priceless. This was the comment that stopped the meeting, Onoki had nothing left to say after that one, he just signed the treaty and left. I was never so proud in my entire life, it was way more original than any of my rips.
If you've passed the test then congratulations. Feel free to walk tall and read at your leisurely delight. You are my proud-pseudo protégé, good luck with that. Let your light of greatness shine just like the gallant Jiraiya himself! People like us… we've got tiger-blood! If you failed, then sorry for you, hope you enjoyed reading the book so far, please return it from where you got it. Sucks to be you right now!
The Naruto Ninja Rank Quiz
Your Result: Chuunin
You are a Chuunin.
You are a Chuunin, a fairly expertised and responsible middle ranked ninja.
Fellow Chuunins include Umino Iruka, a sensei at the academy. Result Breakdown:
89% Chuunin
47% Jounin
30% Genin Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
for the Jiraiya test above ^,
I GOT 55! LOL mainly cause of the last question XD
01-29-2012
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