Raccoons IC Thread

[LuluRules]

Hearing some weird noises passing by... instead of looking for them, he honked more... "What took you so long Peter? I been waiting for you! I would rather you answer when I call, than being ignored, where are the pests that we been looking for?" he shrugged. "If you could get in the car without wobbling, then we could move on and pick up our newest recruit."

[Chicken Alfredo]

Rex's home was a complex of underground tunnels, having multiple entrances and exits. One of the entrances was nearby, so he beckoned Oswald and Orlando to follow him. If they didn't see him, it would not bother him, he thought. But in all doctoring actuality, Rex wanted them to follow him. Diving into a hole within a tree covered by a bush, Rex yelled, "DEMACIAAAAAA!", causing a whole entire echo within the cave system. The voice popped out throughout the neighborhood in multiple areas through the sewage system in an attempt to cause chaos and confusion in the case the animal control people were going to follow. Taking multiple turns in the cave system, Rex finally found his home.

[Lamehamed]

I put on my Animal Control gear like a pro and stare at the mirror basking in my own grown man sexiness for a minute... or a few. My raccoon hunting sense tingles for a second and I run out the house with a baseball bat waving around screaming "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!" only to see that there were no raccoons. I decide that this task was tiring so I drink a cup of diet water and realize I need to use the restroom so I go into the restroom and sit down on the toilet while reading a newspaper.

[naitsirk0]

Impressed with Rex's sudden leadership skills, Oswald drags his leg missing fellow into Rex's home.
"Daaaaaaamn fella! Such a dandy crib ya have here! How did you come across this?"
Turning to Orlando, he prods his missing leg and says:
"In all doctoring actuality, you can survive after losing a leg, it just depends on where."

[Uryuu Ishida]

"I..." Orlando says as Oswald tells him he can survive. He then turns over to Rex and says "Is there any chance you can put my leg back?"

[Chicken Alfredo]

"Uhm...give me that leg", Rex said in his usual quiet tone. "I'm pretty good with my hands, and I can patch him up."
Whilst saying that, Rex grabbed some of the tools he had gathered from trash cans, getting a whole set of surgical supplies from a hospital. Using the medical knowledge he garnered via "A Picture book for Medical Surgery for Dummies", Rex was confident he could put Orlando's leg back together. Seeing all the fancy medical tools Rex had grabbed, he threw them all away, grabbing the duct tape, and taped Orlando's leg back together. "There...that should do it."

[LuluRules]

".. You know what Peter you should drive, I am going to take a nap in the back, in the GPS I have our new recruit's information and whatnot" *he nodded off as he got a cushion in the back of his car*

[Uryuu Ishida]

"Thanks" Said Orlando, as he walked around perfectly, no sign of it giving up whatsoever. "Anyone else living here? It seems like a huge place for just you" Orlando said as he looked around the whole place, then he took off the duct tape, with the leg being perfectly attached.

[Chicken Alfredo]

"Um...no. Nobody but me lives here. It took me decades to craft this cave system, but it was well worth it. This system covers a lot of the forest and the town, having entrances and exits everywhere. It's a huge maze system with a lot of dead ends though, in case some enemy gets into the cave", Rex blushed while covering his face in his hands.
"...want some pudding?", Rex offered, pointing towards one of the tunnels after uncovering his face.

[MaximRide]

Peter took control of the wheel and drove to the new recruits house, he wasn't letting them get away. He figured that a night time chase would be sufficient training. He arrived at a a rugged old house and heard some faint incoherent babbling. Peter charged in and found the old man asleep on the toilet. He poked him in the head with his raccoonbusting equipment, the old man shoot awake and ran to the car, pants around his ankles screaming about raccoons. After this display they set off for the forest, on a mission.