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just put the lyrics to the song your listening too at the moment and who knows, you might expand your horizon on musical tastes Busted By: Hot Action Cop Everybody knows trouble is easy to get Burnouts dealer to the teachers pet For some fun there is always sex Hiding in the corner like a shy t-rex Mmmmmmmmmmmm..mmmmmmm Around your home are the ways and means Guns hiding under porno magazines There’s ****s and thrills, cheap thrills and dreams Murder is a game on a pc screen [Chorus1] Little baby lost to the world outside Trying not to let anyone inside Learning what you get from a TV set And it makes you crazy Hiding all the way on the bathroom shelf Busted in the mirror by an image of yourself Beautiful as this whole world can be, you just don’t see it And it makes me crazy, yeahhh..Aww This chicks trying to pay for things Swinging from a pole with a nipple ring..(yeah) This dudes trying to ease the sting Tying of his arm with a nylon string Mirror mirror can you tell If they are kneeling in confession or if they just fell The mirror looks back and it knows damn well It’s really hard living when you’re living with yourself [Chorus2] Little baby lost to the world outside Trying not to let anyone inside Only love you get is from a TV set And it makes you crazy Hiding all the way on a bathroom shelf Busted in the mirror by an image of yourself Talking in your head Laying awake in bed in the twightlight screaming And it makes me crazy It drives me crazy yeah It makes me crazy yeah… Awwwwww wahhh awww wahhhh Everybody lost to the world outside Trying to fill a hole that will grow till the day that you die Never knew it would be this way Living in a place that u never wanna face night and day Never knew it would be this way And it drives me crazy Everybody lost to the world outside Losing all control of the boat they drive Only love you get is from a TV set And it makes you crazy Hiding all the way on the closet shelf Busted in the mirror by an image of yourself Talking in your head laying awake in your bed And it makes me crazy
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wohjan brothers - Oh No You Didn't(mercenaries 2) Lyrics: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! (Yo yo yo) Oh no you didn't! Sucka tried to play me, but you never payed me, never! Oh no you didn't! Payback is a coming, you will be running, forever! Oh no you didn't! Until I get my vengeance, I will never end this mayhem! Oh no you didn't! I'm a mercenary, you ain't got a prayer, you owe me! Oh no you didn't! (Chorus) Oh no you didn't! (4x) Didn't you, Oh no! You didn't pay me what you owe me... So now it's over for you! (Yo yo, check it out) Oh no you didn't! First you tried to trap me, then you bust a cap in my ass! Oh no you didn't! Such humiliation will bring annihilation, at last! Oh no you didn't! It will be delicious, when I get vicious, tomorrow! Oh no you didn't! There's no second chances, you will do the dance of sorrow! Oh no you didn't! (Chorus) (Alright, come on) Oh no you didn't! Better watch your back boy, keep running This ain't just a game, I'll never stop coming I got my arsenal I put out the call And when I finish ya'll You'll be a ragdoll Fool tried to diss me, now you're gonna wish you were dead! Oh no you didn't! After I deliver, your blood will be a river of red! Oh no you didn't! Better be aware, when no one's there to defend you! Oh no you didn't! So many ways to kill, it's gonna be a thrill to end you! Oh no you didn't! (Chorus) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no you...(explosion
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| Umagon's Pony Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Wales
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awsome song That Was Just Your Life - metallica Born to push you around Better just stay down You pull away, he hits the flesh, you hit the ground Mouth so full of lies Tend to black your eyes Just keep them close, keep praying, just keep waiting Waiting for the one The day that never comes When you stand up and feel the warmth But the sunshine never comes, no No, the sunshine never comes Push you across that line Just stay down this time Hide in yourself, crawl in yourself, you�ll have your time God I�ll make them pay Take it back one day I�ll end this day, I�ll splatter color on this gray Waiting for the one The day that never comes When you stand up and feel the warmth But the sunshine never comes Love is a four letter word and never spoken here Love is a four letter word Here in this prison I suffer this no longer I put it into This I swear, this I swear, the sun will shine This I swear, this I swear, this I swear
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Ain't Supposed To Be By: illScarlett Good evening my friends, where do I begin? This is a story about the girl, from across the sea. Big brown eyes, and a clever disguise; And a stupid grin and a song to sing. Having my chance, when he asked her to dance, And, I think this girl has fallen into me The night, as of when, never saw her again I guess some things in life, just ain’t supposed to be Its over, she’s over me, I got your postcard, but can’t forget the way you taste. Its over, she’s over me, I’m going home now, and I can’t help but feel I’m out of place. I’d cross the ocean if I, could spend the rest of my life on a deserted island When I get there maybe you’ll take me for a ride? Rocking my brains, I’m going insane I’m trying to find the words to take away the pain But when I think of her lips; and her smile and her **** I wonder how I had the strength to walk away She gave it all, and she wanted to loll When she held my hand, and then she smiled at me. Made me believe, I could do anything I guess some things in life, just ain’t supposed to be It's over, she’s over me, I got your postcard, but can’t forget the way you taste. It's over, she’s over me, I’m going home now, and I can’t help but feel I’m out of place. I can hear her callin’ in the air tonight, and it’s been a while, oh, I can hear her callin’ in the air tonight, And it’s been a while since I'd a held you tight. Good evening my friends, where do I begin? This is the story about the girl across the sea Good evening my friends, where do I begin? I guess some things in life just ain’t supposed to be! When I get back we’ll float on your back Now a Kodak moment - make a memory. Sleeping till noon now I’m promising you, I’m going to show you how it was supposed to be, yeah!
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Cant stop laughing when i listen to it. "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"~~BLOODHOUND GANG I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud? Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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lmfao that song is great Mope By: The Bloodhound Gang We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac Shakur. Nah *****, I'm talkin' 'bout mother****in' Falco and shit. What? Falco?. Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus. Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze, "Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies", Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas, Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!", Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders, Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later, Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening?, Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again, Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy, Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty, Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it, Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives, So I like to dance naked in front of my pets, But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S., Playin' spin the bottle with my mom, I watch "Cops" with no pants on. Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on, Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong, Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes, Deader than the parents on a Party of Five, Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill, Not going nowhere slim chance we will, Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood, Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum, Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum. Nowhere to go I can't wake up late, Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate, Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment, Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?, I like to pretend I'm speed reading, Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing, Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge, Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day, And I recycle I sniff my own farts, I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts, I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey, Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby, Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime, Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time, Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest, Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch. Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on, Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong, Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes, Deader than the parents on a Party of Five, Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill, Not going nowhere slim chance we will, Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood, Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum, Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum. I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums, When you wanna cum, I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums, When you wanna cum, I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums, When you wanna cum, I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums, When you wanna cum. Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is mother****ers? Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man. Hey Pac-Man, what's up? Me you *****es! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase? No Pac-Man drugs are bad! Nope can't help you man. *****es. Whoa! Holy shit! Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on, Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong, Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes, Deader than the parents on a Party of Five, Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill, Not going nowhere slim chance we will, Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood, Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum, Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum, Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni.
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| Gutalala Sudalala Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Expo 1970
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Arson by Amon Amarth They came riding at first light Fifty men armed to the teeth The sounding horn called us out to fight We went to meet them in the fields Outnumbered yet we fought But soon we were overrun We took refuge in our home Our downfall had just begun They attacked our home, we kept them out Defending ourselves with spear and bow We took them out one by one As the rising autumn sun glowed There was twenty dead on each side When we first smelled something burn We heard them laughing from outside Taunting us with spiteful words They set the house on fire In order to smoke us out Only five of us was still alive And our time was running out Raging flames surrounded us all Our home was under siege Crumbling roof and burning walls There was no way to break free As we were all about to die We swore a sacred oath Revenge would be claimed if someone survived And we sealed the oath in blood The roof caved in and cleared a path A way out of the flames It was decided that I'd go first As we made for our escaped Suddenly the walls came down And trapped the rest inside My closest friends died that day Only I made it out alive
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Promiscuous Daughter By: cKy I caught my daughter giving head to my brother I caught my daughter giving head to my brother I caught my daughter giving head to my brother I caught my daughter giving head to my brother A lame domestic fame I call it graphic pain Some say to innovate I don't need that again I caught my daughter giving head to my brother I caught my daughter giving head to my brother I caught my daughter giving head to my brother I caught my daughter giving head to my brother What can be done with my promiscuous daughter? What can be done with my promiscuous daughter? What can be done with my promiscuous daughter? I can't be down with my promiscuous daughter Not just the family name Unveiled but don't complain Either one can feel ashamed... I don't need that again Some say to innovate It rained on my parade A resolution on New Year's Day Clean up my train of thought What can be down with my... What can be done with my promiscuous daughter? What can be done with my promiscuous daughter? What can be done with my promiscuous daughter? I can't be down with my...
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