Favorite Movie Quotes?

[DarkAngle]

mine is " Talk to the hand coz the face is not listenin" lol i can't rememba the movie's name but it was reallyyyyyyy funny!!!

[DarkUmagon]

Originally Posted by Juvefc417

Mine would be...


My father was a drinker and a fiend. One night he goes crazier than the usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesnt like that, NOT ONE BIT! So me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and hey Says WHY SO SERIOUS? Comes at me with the knife. Why So Serious? Sticks the blade in my mouth. Lets put a smile on that face. and....Why So Serious?

lol i loved t hat story.

[Masamune-sarotobi]

I think the one from the teaser trailer is better
Starting tonight..People will die. I'm a man of my word HAHAHAHAH

[Masamune-sarotobi]

also
"There is no I in Team America..... yes there is....shut up intelligence"

[Balling like a fool]

Originally Posted by Masamune-sarotobi

also
"There is no I in Team America..... yes there is....shut up intelligence"

haha, team america was amazing

"If they try to torture you for information, you may want to take your own life. Have this." *slides a hammer across the table*

[ultimentman2]

lol my favorite is tied between dark knight and hancock

Dark Knight: WHY SO SERIOUS???

Hancock: Hey your that little kid thats picking on (instert name here i forgot it)
Kid: yea what about it?
Hancock: well he's a great kid and all so i would like it if you stopped picking on him
Kid: not gona happen jackas-
Hancock: what did you say?
Kid: you heard me jackas-
*hancock leans down to the kids ear and says*
Hancock: say that one more time kid
Kid: jackas-...
*hancock punchs the kids striaght up then walks over to the other kids(the one i forgot name) house* and then catches the kid that was bulling the other kid and the bully went running home crying to his mommy. LOL!!!!!!

[neji]

yesterday japanese scientists explace-placed explosive detonators at the bottom of lake lockness to blow nessy out of the water. fortunately sir court godfrey of the nessy alliance summoned the help of scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell upon the lake and its inhabitants and all who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally (sorry about any mistakes, it has been a while since i saw the movie)

[thegodoflight]

from space balls:
dark helmet deep vioce : fire a warning shot across her nose
dark helmet: carful you Idiot I said across her nose not up it.
philup asshole: Sorry sir I'm doing the best I can.
dark helmet: who made that man a gunner
Major ass whole: I did sir, he's my consin.
Dark helmet: Who's he?
Cornial sanders: He's an ass whole sir.
Dark helmet: I know that what's his name.
Cornial sanders: that is his name sir ass whole, major ass whole.
Dark helmet: and his cosin.
Cornial sanders: he's an ass whole too sir, gunner mate first class phillup ass whole.
Dark helmet: how many ass wholes do we got on this ship anyways.
everbody: YOOO
dark helmet deep vioce: keep firing asswholes.

[noob37]

joker: im suppose to kill the bus driver
henchmen: what bus driver?
SMASH

[BlazeCommanderASCE]

FOR SPARTA!!!! GYA~!!!

khem sorry for that one lol