Favorite Movie Quotes, Catch Phrases, Taglines etc.

[theOrator]

Lol, I remember that scene.

Kung Fu Joe - "He killed my teacher." Goes over to punching bag. "WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? TEACHER!"

Jack Spade - "Wow, Bruce Lee was your kung fu teacher?"

Kung Fu Joe - "No, it's called acting."

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

[Lord Revan]

Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Jack Sparrow: You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me.

cause theyre hilarious

[Izumi43]

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Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

Monty Python And the Holy Grail

[theOrator]

King Arthur: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
Black knight: "Tis but a scratch."
King Arthur: "A scratch? Your arm's off!"
Black knight: "No it isn't."
King Arthur: "TWell what's that then?" *points to severed arm*
Black knight: "I've had worse."
King Arthur: "You lie!"
Black knight: "Come on ya pansy!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
King Arthur: "

[Tsuyu no Inochi]

Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
Inigo Montoya: I agree with Fezzik.
Vizzini: Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!
[turning to Fezzik]
Vizzini: And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland!

Quotes from "Princess Bride"

[krislerr72]

Batman: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villian

[Izumi43]

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Mrs. White: [after Mrs. Peacock swears that the reason she's being blackmailed is a vicious lie] Well, I am willing to believe you. I, too, am being blackmailed for something I didn't do.
Professor Plum: Me too.
Colonel Mustard: And me.
Miss Scarlet: Not me.
Wadsworth: [surprised] You're *not* being blackmailed?
Miss Scarlet: Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, but I did what I'm being blackmailed for.
Professor Plum: What did you do?
Miss Scarlet: Well, to be perfectly frank, I run a specialized hotel and a telephone service which provides gentlemen with the company of a young lady, for a short while.
Professor Plum: Oh yeah?
[pulls out pen and a pad of paper]
Professor Plum: What's the phone number?


Clue the movie (best movie eva)

[Tsuyu no Inochi]

Frodo: "Always after a defeat and a respite, the Shadow takes another shape and grows again."
"I wish it need not have happened in my time."

Gandalf: "So do I... and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

Lord of the Rings

[DarkUmagon]

Originally Posted by krislerr72

Batman: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villian

I love that quote.


My favorite line would be Yippie-ki-yay, mother****er.
in Die hard 2 i think:P

[krislerr72]

thanks dark